As a kid, sick days were pretty cool, you get to miss school and lie around in bed all day. If you were lucky, your mom would dote over you making sure you were comfortable, bringing you soup, making sure you took your medicine and all of that good stuff.

As an adult, sick days suck. Its fun to sit around and play games, or goof around on the computer all day, but when you have to drag your rear out of bed to go to the doctor or to buy groceries or get prescriptions filled it freakin’ SUCKS.

Reading the side effects on the prescriptions is always fun, though; drowsiness, dizzyness, lightheadedness, blurred vision, possible ADDICTION?! Fark, I think I would have been better off with a bottle of Jack Daniels…it would have been cheaper, too.