If you work on the 2nd floor of a building and you are able to, TAKE THE DAMN STAIRS!
The worst example of this was when I shared the elevator with two ditzy girls who apparently took the elevator from the 2nd floor all the way to the TOP floor of the building (the office where I work is on the top floor) and all the way back down to the 1st floor…un-farking-believable.
Oh well, just half a day to go until the sweet sweet weekend is upon me!