My coworkers and I get to talk to a lot of people during the course of doing our technical support jobs. While there is much humor to be found in interacting with people who probably shouldn’t even be in the same room with a computer, some of the anecdotes our customers tell us while we wait for files to download or installers to run are pretty funny in themselves:
Laurie works in a hospital as a psychologist alongside her good friend “Bubbles” who is a counselor. Bubbles is a nickname she has earned because according to Laurie, she fits the ‘ditzy blonde’ stereotype. In their jobs, Laurie makes the kids cry, and then Bubbles makes them happy with soothing words and lollipops, so they have something of a “good cop/bad cop” thing going on.
Laurie and Bubbles often walk to a nearby donut shop for coffee and conversation. One fine day as they were walking back to work, Laurie noticed that there were some orange traffic cones on the sidewalk ahead of them. Laurie walked around the cones, guessing that they were there to keep people from walking on the sidewalk for some reason. Bubbles, on the other hand, kept on walking and took two steps into wet cement. Bubbles was able to get out of the cement with some help from Laurie. Laurie helped Bubbles clean off her feet with a nearby water hose.
Laurie continued walking, taking care to avoid the sidewalk once again, but Bubbles immediately took another step into the wet cement, much to Laurie’s chagrin. Laurie has no intention of letting it go and asked us to post their story, so here we are. While Laurie may let it go eventually, the concrete dust footprints Bubbles left on the hospital’s dark carpet will probably serve as a more permanent reminder of the event.