#11 Too cool fur school!
- Despite what you are going to read, I am happy to do my civic duty.
- Indeed, I’ve been tagged multiple times in my life already
- Weirdly enough, working on a short story about a trial right now, go figure.
- Took a wrong turn, got stuck waiting for a train. Thank you, San Antonio.
- Not late, but there was a line for parking.
- Just realized I forgot to take my Vitamin C this morning, it would suck to have survived Comicpalooza only to catch ‘jury duty crud.’
- Dude behind me in line at the courthouse is standing just bit too close. Can I get a little personal space here?
- Forgot to take the change out of my pocket, officer got snippy at me in Spanish. THAT’S PROFILING MAN
- At least I don’t have to hear coworkers brag or whine about how Golden State blew it
- This beats work any day, fewer stupid people
- Felt cool to pin a white ‘juror’ button to my shirt.
- Can we get a nice ‘register to vote’ sign to put in front of the bench? The one there is made from poster board and looks like some kid made it.
- That said, if the judge’s kid DID make it, I rescind my previous statement.
- Cell phone ringers going off should incur a fine or at least a kick to the shin
- Court cafeteria tacos ain’t bad.
- Lack of coffee started to kick in at about 10AM, took the first opportunity to grab a cup soon after
- Court cafeteria coffee ain’t bad either
- One panel called for an Eduardo (not me) and an Edward. THAT’S GOING TO BE CONFUSING, PEOPLE
- It wasn’t until 1045 that I got bored enough to start playing Fallout Shelter on my Android tablet.
- Or not, back to the jury room!
- Got called to a panel!
- I’m sorry, but wearing a baseball cap with a suit is THE DORKIEST thing I will ever see.
- Gal that cut my hair a few weeks ago was on the same panel, small world!
- A two hour lunch break…thaaaanks.
- TVs are tuned to judge shows BECAUSE IT’S A COURTHOUSE GET IT HA HA HA
- Grilled ham n’ cheese hit the spot for lunch
- Okay, now I can play Fallout Shelter
- $1.35 for a 20 oz. soda? I may have to take one for the road!
- Back to the jury room, here we go.
- Waiting for a while after lunch, hopefully it’s a good sign
- Sent home at 2 o’clock, woo-hoo!
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO GIVE BACK MY JUROR BUTTON?
- Now to go wait some more while the oil in my car is changed! 😂
Eduardo Soliz 