A few months ago, I started a field technician job which requires me to drive around the great state of Texas. Of course, while on the highways, byways, and backways of the Lone Star State, I noticed a few things:
My company car is a Chevy Equinox which is a boat compared to my Honda CR-V
#7 My road! (sort of) I have dubbed my company car: “The Leviathan.”
I do like that The Leviathan has a BRAAP horn as opposed to the CR-V’s
meep. That moment when you’re happy to be back on a properly paved road
…with a middle stripe.
Whenever I see a Choke Canyon BBQ or gas station I’ll always think:
“Hey it’s those guys who tried to rip off Buc-ees” I vaguely remembered a ‘Solis Road’ as a child and found it. Of course, I had to take a selfie.
Rio Grande Valley radio sucks.
Rio Grande Valley drivers suck.
“Next services 45 miles” means it’s time for a restroom break.
It’s always funny to see the road literally change from one county to another.
See also: county deputies waiting for speeders.
Dear GPS: Unless there is a significant delay, clam up and let me stay on the route I’m on.
Company-issued iPhone meant that I got to rediscover how lousy Apple Maps is.
What is it with small towns and Y intersections just outside of them?
Note to self: ALWAYS check how much range your gas tank has left before leaving a small town out in the middle of nowhere.
I always think: “Warp speed, Mr Sulu!” whenever I see that first 55 MPH sign outside of a small town.
This beats being in a crappy open plan office while the fluorescent lights suck the life out of me: I’m on my own, I get to listen to music, and the company pays for gas, room, and hotels.
Gas plumes from oil drilling operations look eerie at night.
If you need super-bright LED headlights, maybe your blind tail shouldn’t be driving at night
See also: Fog lights the size of headlights.
You know a town is
really small when they don’t even have a Dairy Queen I’m not sure I want to go to a restaurant who’s slogan is: Put some South in your Mouth
The road is a good place to charge your smartwatch.
Fueling up in a small town makes one appreciate the city, especially given that the gas is 50 cents less expensive a gallon there.
Granted I’m not paying, but still.
Remote start is awesome, makes me feel all Knight Rider and stuff.
It would be even more awesome if I didn’t always get inside the Leviathan
just before the engine cuts out. Where’s the KITT personal assistant?
Construction, just the thing to make I-10 north of San Antonio
worse. Funny how in small towns there are nearly always signs directing you to the football stadium and cemetery.
I kinda get the whole ‘put a cross on the top of a hill’ thing but I kinda don’t.
Nothing like passing the Whataburger you had breakfast at 14 hours earlier on your way home.
Getting on the road early means seeing some of the wildlife out and about, particularly deer.
Saw a gas station that was converted into a computer repair shop. At least it wasn’t a liquor store.
That moment when your GPS reads: “230 miles remaining.”
Nothing like doing a hasty 180 because you passed the one gas station in a town out in the middle of nowhere.
Sampling the local flavor can be a mite harder on Sunday.
If you could display state lines more prominently, Google Maps, that would be greaaat.
You know you’re in a small county when the county road names consist of single letters.
My company and personal phones are on different providers. Few things make the hair on the back of my neck stand up like losing signal on BOTH of them.
God Bless Dairy Queen!
Another year means another
Furry Fiesta! This year I took the up from San Antonio and had a fursuit for the first time! Amtrak
BEFORE – I’m going to be taking the Amtrak this year, which has me extra excited! Why take the train?
I don’t have to drive.
Parking was lousy last year.
I didn’t have to leave the hotel last year so I don’t really need my car.
I’m leaving on Thursday so there’s no hurry.
Except for having to take a Lyft to the station it’s fairly cost-effective.
It’s something I’ve always wanted to do.
Having to wake up at 5AM to catch a Lyft to the train station does reduce that excitement just a little, though.
Taking my partial fursuit to a convention for the first time, which is making packing…interesting.
#12. Oops Funny thing: Cosplays with a partial fursuit are easy: Wear a jersey: Sports Bear! Wear a lab coat: Scientist Bear! Wear a shirt and tie: Business Bear!
It’s going to be hard to split time between fursuiting, taking pictures, hanging out with friends and panels!
I’m mad at myself for losing the pre-game podcast audio that Chris and I recorded, have to be sure to not repeat that error after the con.
Note to self: I need more T-shirts with bears on them.
I said the wrong episode number on
Fuzz it. the make-up podcast recording.
THURSDAY/TRIP UP – I won’t need them at all but I have my keys. Hard habit to shake. Taking a Lyft for the first time as a passenger. I used to drive so it’s interesting to see it from the other side. Thanks Gregg!
Posted a picture of the train and accidentally posted it vertically, which prompted jokes about going to hell, or outer space.
When I owned a home, a set of tracks ran behind the house and I could see the trains pass by, including the Amtrak. Even though it’ll likely be dark I’ll be looking out for it.
Made a strategic decision to use the men’s room at the station after hearing about the small stalls on the train.
Regarding #13: Turns out the track we’re on is different than the one that goes behind my house. Well, poop.
We’re going at about 40 miles an hour, neat.
Yes, I downloaded a speedometer app to my phone just for the occasion.
I keep bumping my head on the luggage rack >.<
The self closing doors on the train threw me off at first.
I thought the San Antonio station was tiny, but the San Marcos stop was just a shade and some benches!
After the San Marcos stop we started booking it to Austin at 70mph
Once in Austin, we picked up a bunch of furries and spent the rest of the trip in the lounge car.
Pup hoods…. *sigh*
The train ride was great!
THURSDAY/ARRIVAL – Thing I forgot #1: Aftershave >.< Union Station in Dallas is both impressive and depressing at the same time.
I’m on the 7th floor; I figured I’d live dangerously and not ask for a lower floor like I did last year.
I know the people in the room next door, yay!
Really short fursuiters will never not be cute!
29. SO KYOOT! My fursuit head fan is working out really well; I just have to figure out how to hide the power cable better.
I was going to wait for the reg line to die down but said heck with it and jumped in.
They quickly ran out of ‘Chaotic’ tags. Not sure if it’s because of the rainbow thing or the chaotic thing.
They still had plenty of Evil tags, so I guess that’s a good sign. I went with Lawful myself
FRIDAY – Had to resist the urge to talk in a bad NY accent at the nearby Cindy’s NY Deli. Fuhgetabowdit! Thing I forgot #2: Cash
Left my keys in my room and trying to get used to not having them in my pocket >.<
If your videogame room has only fighting games, it gets a thumbs down from me.
Funny to see cookies being given away in the lobby, that’s all a bunch of furries need: SUGAR!
Good job with the Fursuiting at Fiesta panel
Good panel idea: Have a raffle to keep people in the panel room ’till the end
Character performance how to panel was also good, though I’m irked that they took the entire hour. Leave some time for the next person, mmmkay?
Nothing like delaying a bathroom run because you see a line outside the door for the next panel!
Someone suggested I should get bear ears for my fursuit since I’m the ‘bear ears guy’ 😁 Bearception!
While fursuiting: Why is it getting so warm in here? Oh. The battery for my fan died. BACK TO THE ROOM STAT.
Sorry, normie that I squished in the elevator!
Another panelist went over their time. Not cool.
5. Scientist Bear! Scary moment: Putting my cell into my back pocket while in suit and then sitting on it! Luckily, it survived.
SATURDAY – Feeling pretty good about myself; I’m usually that guy that takes his backpack everywhere, but I’ve been able to leave it in the room the whole time. Regarding #36: Putting my hotel key in the pocket where my keys usually go has helped with the OMG I DON’T HAVE MY KEYS feeling
Thing I forgot #3: Heavy coat
Note to self: Check the weather before getting dressed. Froze my tail off walking to breakfast wearing shorts.
Cindi’s deli was great except for the ‘rolls and biscuits’
Thing I forgot #4: Dark socks for my ‘Business bear’ outfit.
Thing I forgot #5: Ears to wear when I’m not in suit.
I think Dr. Nuka got a smaller room this year and/or they didn’t have as many chairs. LAME.
Between fursuiting and walking I was dead tired by Saturday afternoon and needed a nap.
I bet the normies who came to Reunion Tower over the weekend didn’t expect us!
Hats off to the guy who sang “The Touch” by Stan Bush at karaoke. That took guts.
Darn it karaoke lady, make sure you pick a version of the song with the words! Lucky for me, I
know “Once Upon a Time In New York City” by heart. almost I saw a friend walk into into the karaoke room while I was doing my thing. He apparently didn’t think I was the one singing, didn’t bother to look at the stage and walked out.
It was wonderful to meet Hollyfox! She’s a sweetie.
Yeaah, if y’all could knock off the late night awoos, that’d be greaaat.
52. Those are ROLLS
SUNDAY – I had breakfast at Cindi’s each day of TFF. Except for their loose interpretation of biscuits and gravy, this was not a problem. Hey, let’s take the tunnel back to the hotel and get out of the cold…and it isn’t open on the hotel side. Poop.
Had to finish my
homework on Sunday morning, but it got done furscience.com The friend I was catching a ride with home wanted to leave early, so we left early
I didn’t get to wear my Sports Bear outfit at the con! *sad bear face*
Being driven home was nice, got to (mostly) catch up on my sleep.
Packing extra clothes for cosplay means twice the laundry to do afterwards. *pbbt*
I ended up walking up and down additional 70+ floors of stairs that week according to my Fitbit. and I stayed on the 7th floor. Funny how that works!