A little flashback from 2010:

#13 It’s YUUUGE!
The tenth San Japan came and went like a lion. I had three panels to do and my compatriot WolfBoy had furry things to do. As always, I noticed a few things…

#17 Maybe too much space, guys?

#58 Batteries not required!

#19 Someone needs to be fyred

#10-BECAUSE FURRIES
Furry Siesta is a summer event held by the happy shiny fuzzy people that host Furry Fiesta; it offers an opportunity for furry fun in the middle of the insanely hot Texas summer. I have always wanted to go but kept missing the opportunity until this year.

#30-Ribbit!
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You are listening to ‘300 Seconds with Eduardo Soliz,’ and this is episode number 79, “Job Separation Anxiety,” so let the 300 Seconds begin!
I’ve had a feeling of impending doom at work for a few weeks now. During this time of year, we usually start getting ready for our ‘busy season’ by preparing training materials and hiring new people so that they’ll (hopefully) be ready for the onslaught of customers in the fall. While there has been plenty of training prep going on, our boss hadn’t scheduled a single interview. Suspicious, to say the least.
Finally, for the first time since I have worked at the company, every person in our department was called into a meeting. The meeting began with a sad-faced girl from Human Resources going into a spiel about restructuring, company challenges, new directions, blah blah blah. Yup, here it comes.
She then threw the hammer down: The thirty people in the room (including myself) were all going to be laid off after a few weeks. The department was being scaled back, so if we wanted to hang around, we would have to apply for one of the new positions. After some questions and one wire-acre comment from yours truly, we were each given a packet of documents and allowed to go home to digest the news, if we wanted to. Needless to say, everybody called it a day. I didn’t envy the Human Resources gals their jobs, but at least they would still have jobs in a few weeks.
In my so-you’re-about-to-be-canned document packet was a fun corporate-double-speak letter that referred to my last day on the job as the ‘job separation date.’ Yeah, I’ll be certain to file that letter next to the ‘thirteen dollar bonus’ one from a few years ago. Yeah, that’s right. Thirteen dollars. And people wonder why I hate my job.
I chuckled at their choice of words: “Job Separation.” I guess it beats ‘Don’t let the door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya,” though. This being Texas, I’m genuinely surprised they didn’t just toss us out right then and there.
In a sense, I’m a little disappointed in myself; I’ve seen the writing on the wall at other employers in the past, and I’ve been lucky enough to get out of Dodge while the getting was good.
I guess I’ll have to start paying attention to those updates from Monster and LinkedIn now!
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I wrote this little satire back in 2008, recorded it in 2012, and after a little bit of rework, here it is again. Enjoy!
San Japan (totally not Cyborg) 009 happened last weekend. Amidst the new venue and new date, I noticed some things. If I took your picture (I was the dude with bear ears, see below) you can find it here!
THURSDAY NIGHT – Went in the old entrance of the Gonzalez Convention Center out of habit…oops

#28: Overestimate much?

#47: Hello, old friend!
In addition to writing words here, I have a personal slice-of-life podcast where I share my thoughts using spoken words! I have a dislike of overly long podcasts, so I decided to keep this one under five minutes.

#8/41-Hope you got your button back!
This past weekend was my first-ever My Little Pony con (bronycon?) Fiesta Equestria! By now you have probably heard about ‘Bronies,’ or adults that like the show. If not, would you like to know more?

#42-Not Pictured: FUN
2012 was an interesting year for me. I got into my first car accident, purchased a new vehicle, and started going camping again. Needless to say, ‘interesting’ doesn’t always mean ‘good.’
After a year of experimenting with e-publishing my first e-book: “One Sheet Stories.” I finally completed “The Rules of Tech Support.” It has been doing fairly well. I have also published “Seven Super-Short Sci-Fi Stories” and “Con Fluff 1” since then, so things are coming along nicely on the writing front. Curiously enough, I am now moving from the digital realm to the physical one: 2013 will see me showing up at conventions to sell paper copies of my books and hand out business cards and flyers to get the word out about my writing. In all honesty, I’m looking forward to going out and talking to people, pressing some flesh, and then reaching for the hand sanitizer. 🙂
In February, I went to Furry Fiesta to see what the whole ‘furry’ thing was about. There, I discovered a bunch of cool creative people and decided to venture further down the rabbit hole (ba-doom, tissh) when I got back. I went to some local meets, made some friends, and even went to a second furcon, Oklacon, in October. While Oklacon wasn’t quite as knock-my-socks-off as Furry Fiesta was, I still had a good time. In addition, furry conventions have provided me with a plethora of themes to write for, culminating in my first furry e-book: “Con Fluff.”
Somewhere around August, I got the feeling that my ‘side projects’ were getting in the way of my own. Being the drummer in a band, the editor for a video game website and helping out with a new convention that was starting up in town was just taking up too much of my time, so I quit everything. Indeed, as the last few hours of 2012 tick away and 2013 approaches, I am now just a writer of stories, podcasts and blogs.
I’m looking forward to 2013, it should be a fun year full of conventions, stories, new people to meet and of course, furries!
Happy New Year, y’all!
Some of my favorite posts from 2012:
“You don’t bring a knife to a gunfight, and you don’t bring human art to a furry con.”
“This reminds me of an episode of My Little Pony!”
“There’s just something about seeing your name on paper.”
“I think Dust has restored some of my faith in gaming.”
“I know darn well there’s no signal, but I keep checking my phone. I may have a problem.”
This one is from Dec. 2011, but its too good to not revist: ‘and then came the fishnets’
I don’t have a family of my own as of yet, so I spend Thanksgiving with my parents. I drive down to my hometown, catch up with friends, bake a pie or two, eat lots of Mom’s good food, watch football and maybe do a little shopping. I also make it a point to read the town newspaper. I saw the article pictured at right and chuckled to myself, thinking: ‘yeah, its amateur night.’ It also made me think about the time I had applied for a job at that same newspaper years ago.
I didn’t get the gig because I didn’t have any writing samples on me at the time. I remember being irritated about that after the fact because I have two college degrees and this wasn’t exactly The Washington Post I was applying to. “How hard is it to write about honor rolls, City Council meetings and the occasional tractor accident?” I probably thought to myself at the time.
I got over it, life went on and I would eventually go on to write other things: short stories, video game reviews, podcasts and this blog. I never again thought about the snub until I saw that poorly written headline. As people are oft to do, I started to think about ‘what might have been.’ I quickly dismissed those thoughts to the back recesses of my mind, because I had better things for it to do, like get to work on the two short stories I need to have done by the end of next week.
Among other things, I subscribe to what is called the “Butterfly Effect.” Simply put, it states that a small change can ultimately have a much larger impact at a later point in time. “Does the flapping of a butterfly’s wings in Brazil set off a tornado in Texas,” and all that. You see the theory mentioned a lot in science fiction, especially where time travel is concerned, and it is also the title of a movie that I’ve never bothered to see.
Thus, I believe that if you are truly happy in your current situation, you cannot have any regrets at all. Even the smallest decision or event from years ago may have significantly altered your destiny. So don’t waste your time wistfully thinking about ‘what might have been.’ If you are not happy with your situation, do something about it, even if it is a small step. Small steps can eventually lead to something bigger and doing something is always better than doing nothing. On the other hand:
If you are content with your life…
Be happy,
Be thankful,
but most of all, be you.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.